Get off my cloud

One of the few things I really enjoy in life is trying out new drugs, be they illegal, over the counter or prescription only and after my conning the doctor out of an awful lot of codeine in the past few months the time has come where I must try something new, not just because my tolerance to the tasty opiate is through the roof, but because my doctor won't give me anymore as I've already had far more than I should have had.

 

As a result I had to think up a problem for which I'd be given NEW drugs to play with. I chose insomnia thinking I might get some decent benzodiazepam's if I made myself look desperate enough. Sadly my regular doctor was on holiday and so I had to see her Jewish stand in. I was immediately less hopeful, scared that one look over my prescription history would spell out that I am clearly taking the piss and should be given NO MORE DRUGS. Plus he was Jewish...

 

To my surprise however my insomnia story seemed to sway him fairly convincingly and I was prescribed some Zopiclone which he warned me was very addictive, and open to abuse. I hope my eyes didn't literally light up but these were exactly the words I wanted to hear and I was eager to run home and try them out. Having looked online it would appear that Zopiclone isn't a member of the Benzodiazepam family however it may as well be and there are numerous reports of it being a bit of fun if you take too much and combine it with some booze.

 

Well today is a lovely sunny day, I have half a bottle of vodka in the fridge and a box of Zopiclone in my pocket.

 

I shall report back with my findings