Get off my cloud

Found one

It has a garden

WOOT!

**Tunes that make you go Mmmmm**

I'm really getting ribbed for this and I'm aware it's dreadfully embarrassing but I just can't help but love Kate Nash's Dickhead. I wouldn't normally go near any song with a juvenile swear word as a title, and I probably shouldn't like Kate Nash's friendly pop tones either but I really REALLY do.

#What you being a dickhead for, stop being a dickhead#

YEAH! 

Is rubbish and I don't like it.

If I went through my entire friends list on Facebook I'd probably find that less than 10% of them are singletons like me, and most of them are gay.

Perhaps it is time to jump aboard the foreign import bride bandwagon. How hard can it be to find someone to clean up after me, cook for me, make me look less of a loner in public and bake me the occasional cake? Am I being unreasonable? I mean really

**CHOON of the day**

Well it is hardly new and neither is it some sort of hidden gem but I cannot stop belting out Ultravox's Vienna for some reason at the moment. Classic 80's emotional, moving, synth pop BIZNISS. THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME, OHHHHHHH VIENNA  

BEST

GIG

EVER

Seriously I have never been so impressed by such IMMENSE levels of rib-shattering, ear bleeding tremendous BASS heavy BEATS.

I've had some seriously tasty festival performance moments in my time but never before have I been to a single gig that rocked my world quite like these boys did. Absolutely chuffing unbelievable. I literally can't praise it highly enough.

I am making sure that I never miss them again should they be anywhere near my vicinity at any given time and would recommend ANYONE who hasn't seen them work their mindfuck magic get on it as soon as you can.

It goes BOOOM BOOM BRRRRRAAAAP BOOOM BAM BAM BOOOM SMASH SMASH YEAH! 

Is rubbish.

I don't want to pack

I don't want to find the money for ANOTHER deposit, agency fees, credit checks (that I won't pass) and everythign else that comes with it

I don't want to have to search for somewhere to live, fighting with half the rest of Britain who all want a bit of Brighton 

I don't want to end up further from a decent pub and local convenience offie than I am now, which is all of 30 seconds walk on both counts

I don't want to have to end up sharing with some sort of dullard wanker like I managed before I found my present abode

I don't want to have to spend any time dealing with the scum of the earth letting agents that seem to run this city

I don't want to have to move

Big GRRRR 

** One Two Three Foar listen to my stereo roar **

I am entirely LOVING some dusty old classic I recently discovered from Johnny Trunks very excellent Fabric Podcast: Inchworm by Danny Kaye. I well love crooning I do.

You and your Arithmetic, you'll probably go far... 

I would rather go Dinosaur hunting than job hunting.

Conclusion: Being mauled to death by an enormous prehistoric predator is preferable to having to find work