Monday, 17 January 2005
Office tossers
Every office has one, and schools seem to have many, it's the office tosser.
The Daily-Mail reading bigot sitting opposite me today is driving me fucking nuts. He's just turned the radio off (from bland and inoffensive Radio 2) in order that we have to listen to his incessant Tory ramblings instead. I don't want to hear his voice but he seems to love it.
He went on for about an hour earlier about how this country needs Thatcher back in power. I nearly choked on my tea. Now he's belittling Guardian readers and raving about Elvis.
FUCK OFF OFFICE TWAT
The worst part is he was retired but the company got him out of retirement to do his old job because they couldn't be bothered to train anyone new up.
Very tempted to go home sick, or just throw a brick in his stupid face
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Stick a post-it-note on his back which reads "I vote Lib-Dem". Watch people gawp in shock ashe passes them.
Posted by: potnoodleboy | Monday, 17 January 2005
There's always that one scumbag everywhere you go. Think that their views on everything are particularly superior to everyone elses. He only votes Tory cause his mum does... Aww ou know his kids are Timberland wearing wankstains!!! Fucktards these days, bet he hates black people too, that horrible traditional view on things!!
Posted by: inbrederic | Monday, 17 January 2005
I vote for the brink thing. That will get the point across faster and then you won't have to contemplate calling in sick next time you work together.
I am depressed, though. Your office only has one of those?
Posted by: Tweed | Tuesday, 18 January 2005
Sounds like a plan to me biscut!
THROW THE BRICK THROW THE BRICK! No.... throw one of those bessa block things... THAT would be painful
Posted by: bec | Tuesday, 18 January 2005
Eurotrash.......always talkin smack until they need something. Will you be nice to us if we airmail you guys some soap & Toothbrushes????? LOL
Posted by: whatever | Tuesday, 18 January 2005
Them Bloody Asylum Seekers! Coming to our country and living scott free...(at this point my mind turns to something moe interesting, such as monkeys dancing around the room in little red waistcoats).
These are the sort of people that forget that around a couple of centuries ago we (The British) were probably invading these 'bloody asylum seekers' countries just to show we could.
I have great respect for you, i would have hurt him at the first sign of his ravings. hmmm...i need a longer fuse methinks.
Posted by: Daniel Gingery | Tuesday, 18 January 2005
Just responding to one comment you left on Tweed's site regarding our sports. Yes, many are laughable, and most players are over-paid pansys. HOCKEY, on the other hand is NOT a pansy sport in my opinion. Rugby? Ha! How about Hurling eh? :)
Posted by: Monkage | Tuesday, 18 January 2005
P.S.- I LOVE the Yeah Yeah Yeah's. :)
Posted by: Monkage | Tuesday, 18 January 2005
I agree! I've been to Kat's and I couldnt finish one post! Snore fest
Posted by: bec | Wednesday, 19 January 2005
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